GolfHos
 
*
November 14, 2024, 02:51:31 PM
Username: Password: Duration:

Worst cold EVAR!!

 
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Worst cold EVAR!!  (Read 3390 times)
0 Members and 1 Lurker/Spider are viewing this topic.
Gamma Pi
Mock-T

Karma: 3
Posts: 76
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2008, 08:11:26 AM »

She wasn't sick when I left or while I was in Bandon.

I'd blame the waitress at the ultra-lavish Pacific Grille Restaurant.  Or perhaps the men's room.
Plausible deniability.

I'm pretty certain that our Pacific Grill waitress's hygiene practices are beyond reproach. The Multnomah County Health Department would ensure of that, right?
Logged Return to Top
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 48
Posts: 4842
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2008, 05:57:45 PM »

What the hell did all you guys do? I'm fine. I must have missed some party.
Logged Return to Top
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket
From: The Drawing Room

Karma: 41
Posts: 4571
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2008, 08:39:48 PM »

The same. Wink Grin Grin Grin Grin

...hot and boring... except for the Tropical Cyclone Billy heading your way...
Logged Return to Top

"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
birdymaker
Straitjacket
From: a third world country in the making

Karma: 18
Posts: 2923
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 03:18:51 AM »

What the hell did all you guys do? I'm fine. I must have missed some party.

apparently you aren't a member of the  Air quotes old boys club  Air quotes  Hump
Logged Return to Top

women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
tdcoly
Tartan Jacket
From: The home of misfits, renegades, blowhards, idiots and fools.

Karma: 10
Posts: 1279
Offline Offline

Us Dags

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2008, 05:10:03 PM »

started feeling it coming on Thursday morning. by Thursday night it was full blown. spent all of friday sleeping, literally. i wasn't up for more than an hour and a half all day. yesterday had to go out and clear away the 10" of fresh snow which actually made me feel a little better getting some fresh air. today i just feel like *feces*. Disgusted

Bastard!! I think I'm catching your freaking cold. Disgusted

I'll see how hot tea, honey and Wild Turkey do tonight.
Logged Return to Top

"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
birdymaker
Straitjacket
From: a third world country in the making

Karma: 18
Posts: 2923
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2008, 05:17:10 AM »

mines still hanging in there, but the end is near.  Wink
Logged Return to Top

women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
gleek
Flak Jacket

Karma: 107
Posts: 9511
Offline Offline

E chu ta!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2008, 07:31:27 AM »

mines still hanging in there, but the end is near.  Wink

Since it looks like you're going to survive, happy belated HTFU. Wink
Logged Return to Top

Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: Group W Bench

Karma: 98
Posts: 7733
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2008, 03:45:46 PM »

I guess it's my turn now. I became violently ill (we'll call it "flu like symptoms" and hope that's enough) upon returning home from Christmas dinner at my brother's place. With no sleep the night before last, I got out of bed yesterday with what felt like the worst hangover I'd ever had, and about 12" of snow in the driveway.

I take back, by the way, anything mean I might have ever said about my wife, she was an absolute angel yesterday. Even volunteering to clean the driveway if I showed her how to work the snowblower. (Note to self: she did a more than adequate job of it too.)

Today, I feel as crappy as I did yesterday, but the wife somehow thinks that people in the hospital are more worthy of her ministrations than I, go figure. I've eaten a roll and some chicken broth, both of which threw it into reverse within moments of hitting the bottom of my esophagus. I'm starving, I'm nauseous, I'm running a low grade fever, every muscle in my body aches, and there are things not fit for polite company accompanying all of this.

I hate being sick. In lieu of h(ing)tfu, I am currently praying for the sweet cold embrace of death. Join me in this prayer, won't you?
Logged Return to Top
Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket
From: Island of Misfit Toys

Karma: 61
Posts: 4836
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2008, 07:02:48 PM »

Dude.
Logged Return to Top

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
Jules
Members Only Jacket
From: Australia

Karma: 52
Posts: 3653
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2008, 11:10:32 PM »

Okay I will rub it in, I have just got home from playing golf.  It was overcast but it didn't rain. (well it is the wet season.)

It is really nice and warm here, and I might even put the air conditioner on tonight when I go to bed. Tongue Grin Grin Grin
Logged Return to Top

The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
Clive
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 77
Posts: 4358
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2008, 05:05:57 PM »

Just returned home from a stay at the in-laws, joined by my sister-in-law and family.  Four of them, all four sick.  Respiratory-virus-sick, with fever, hacking coughs, and disrupted sleep.  Thanks for being troupers and showing up for the holiday.  I'm sick now, and so is my child.
Logged Return to Top
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 48
Posts: 4842
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2008, 05:18:47 PM »

I've been sick in the head for years.
Logged Return to Top
dystopia
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: Silicon Valley

Karma: 94
Posts: 7929
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2008, 05:29:57 PM »

I once saw a woman walking around Berkeley wearing a surgical mask like people with colds do in Japan.  I was tempted to start wearing one all the time so that people wouldn't sit next to me on the subway.
Logged Return to Top
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Worst cold EVAR!!
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2008, 05:32:03 AM »

LOL
Logged Return to Top
Pages: 1 [2]   Return to Top
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Related Posts
Worst video game idea evar?
Worst??... possibly.  Stupidest??.. most definatley.
by twoiron

Worst Lyrics Evar!
PlayOnLyrics top 20 worst lyricshttp://playonlyrics.com/playonlyrics_top_20_wors
by dystopia

Worst flop EVAR!
lol.
by Aske

Worst video game idea evar?
Yes
by campy

 


 
  Powered by SMF | SMF © 2001-2009, Lewis Media

Dilber MC Theme by HarzeM