Was Ist Der *fiddlesticks*en?

[stroh]

Woman missing from Germany since '97 found alive and well.  Living in the woods.

The 52-year-old woman, whose name was undisclosed, appeared to be healthy after living in the simple shelter near the community of Bolligen for the past year.

 

Oh, it gets better.

She conversed normally, but she also spoke of a mission that she had to fulfill, Burger added. He declined to elaborate.

She married Bigfoot.  I guarantee it.

She is still living there, but the Bolligen Citizens Community that owns the woods will soon tell her she will have to leave, said community clerk Andreas Kohli.

 

[Clive]

Gesäß, Geld oder Liegewiese -- niemand fährt, ohne den Fahrpreis.

[stroh]

Gesäß, Geld oder Liegewiese -- niemand fährt, ohne den Fahrpreis.

LMAO  If it means what Babelfish thinks it means what I think it means.

[Uisce Beatha]

fährt

Umlauts give me gas.

[gleek]

Gesäß, Geld oder Liegewiese -- niemand fährt, ohne den Fahrpreis.

LMAO  If it means what Babelfish thinks it means what I think it means.

Looks like a variant of "Ass, gas, or grass -- nobody rides for free."

[stroh]

Gesäß, Geld oder Liegewiese -- niemand fährt, ohne den Fahrpreis.

LMAO  If it means what Babelfish thinks it means what I think it means.

Looks like a variant of "Ass, gas, or grass -- nobody rides for free."

  

[Clive]

My scatalogical German is a bit rustig, and they do tend to teach a somewhat stilted voice in school.