[ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*

[gleek]

Business needs money
Bank won't loan money because of thin deposit receipts
Business goes under
Employees laid off
Employees live off savings
Banks bitch about thin deposit receipts

[stroh]

[dystopia]

Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000

Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
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Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.

[stroh]

You can get paid for that??!! 

You have any idea how much mone

nevermind.

[spacey]

You can get paid for that??!! 

You have any idea how much mone

nevermind.

You mean to tell me you haven't gone pro yet?

[Gamma Pi]

Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000

Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
...
...
Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.

There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.

[Blader]

Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000

Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
...
...
Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.

There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.

dang!  beat me to it (no pun intended)

Saw in this am's paper that apparently all 14 of her kids are immaculate non-miraculous conceptions!!!  OMG!!!  It's like some bizzaro pathologic obsession related to Munchhausen's by proxy

[Gamma Pi]

Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000

Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
...
...
Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.

There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.

dang!  beat me to it (no pun intended)

Saw in this am's paper that apparently all 14 of her kids are immaculate non-miraculous conceptions!!!  OMG!!!  It's like some bizzaro pathologic obsession related to Munchhausen's by proxy

It's hard to conceive (pun intended) 3 adults and 14 children living in a small 3 bedroom house (no basements in SoCal, either!). But, it's easier to accept when I consider that before my V, at any given time I used to have several hundred million sperm living in my duplex.

[Blader]

You still have the swimmers, churning them out like there is no tomorrow....its just that you've been a party to the surgical equivalent of locking the door and throwing away the key.

And don't worry, if Liv Tyler calls and begs you to father her babies---the old fashioned way, you know, involving copulation that doesn't involve pipettes and syringes--reversibility rates are surprisingly high. 

Or you can just lie about it.

[birdymaker]

Gee Liv i don't know, we should just keep trying.