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Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« on: February 13, 2009, 10:12:33 AM » |
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Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail recordhttp://www.sltrib.com/ci_11688862 The Guinness World Record for longest fingernails was broken Wednesday, so to speak.
The fingernails Salt Lake City resident Lee Redmond has been growing since 1979 were broken off in a four-car pileup Wednesday in Holladay, said Salt Lake County sheriff's spokesman Don Hutson.
Redmond was a passenger in one of the cars in the 1:30 p.m. crash. She and at least two others were taken to a hospital with minor injuries, Hutson said. She was ejected from the vehicle, Hutson said.
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 10:14:29 AM » |
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Finally a news story that doesn't make Utah look stupid.
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 10:15:13 AM » |
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but her pubic hair record is still intact.
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 10:18:25 AM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe?
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 10:20:05 AM » |
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Finally a news story that doesn't make Utah look stupid.
LMAO!  Ha. This thread rocks already. |
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 12:54:02 PM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe?  |
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 01:07:56 PM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe?
Very carefully. |
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 06:17:41 PM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe?
I would assume that it's done by the same person she hired to feed her, put on her clothes, open the door for her, help her bathe, brush her teeth, pick her nose, insert the feminine hygiene product, scratch her feminine itch, etc., etc., etc. |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 07:06:00 PM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? OK, I don't know quite how to say this and I eternally beg forgiveness and no insult intended and I love ye man but... Doesn't that dude look more than a little bit like hobbit? |
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 08:04:39 PM » |
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The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? OK, I don't know quite how to say this and I eternally beg forgiveness and no insult intended and I love ye man but... Doesn't that dude look more than a little bit like hobbit? Isn't that what all you short people use for a bubbler anyway?   |
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Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 08:24:28 PM » |
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Those really long finger nails are repulsive, they make me want to puke.  |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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