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« on: August 24, 2009, 02:32:27 PM »
Overheard:

Girl: "Oh my God, did you know prawns come from the sea?"
Friend: "Yes. What did you think they were?"
Girl: "Oh I thought they were lizards."

 Huh?
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 02:47:40 PM »
I always thought they were those buldges of flab that stick out of the region where pear-shaped women's upper leg and hip meet. 
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Re: What?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 02:50:32 PM »
Quote from: twoiron on August 24, 2009, 02:32:27 PM
Overheard:

Girl: "Oh my God, did you know prawns come from the sea?"
Friend: "Yes. What did you think they were?"
Girl: "Oh I thought they were lizards."

 Huh?

Dude, that's the perfect opportunity to lean over to the one girl and ask if she know the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 06:21:47 PM »
There must be a lot of natural blondes below the equator.
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Re: What?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 02:37:43 PM »
Quote from: gleek on August 24, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
There must be a lot of natural blondes below the equator.

They are mainly situated in the bogan city of Melbourne. Tongue Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 02:58:30 PM »
Quote from: gleek on August 24, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
There must be a lot of natural blondes below the equator.

Well played sir, nice double entandre..
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