is there a NON-malicious kind ?

[Aske]

http://www.forbes.com/bus...2006/12/29/ap3288958.html

[Clive]

A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, is accused of grabbing the genitals of a 38-year-old man during a fight that erupted early Tuesday morning at a party hosted by the man's girlfriend. All three were heavily intoxicated, Lillington Police Chief Frank Powers said.

Dude had three genitals?  It's either Arthur Frampton or an escaped subject from the Blader Industries experimental research grotto.

[Aske]

A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, is accused of grabbing the genitals of a 38-year-old man during a fight that erupted early Tuesday morning at a party hosted by the man's girlfriend. All three were heavily intoxicated, Lillington Police Chief Frank Powers said.

Dude had three genitals?  It's either Arthur Frampton or an escaped subject from the Blader Industries experimental research grotto.

when the boss is at a chataqua, ... the research subjects will rippy?

[Eagleone]

Yikes!

[birdymaker]

  threesome gone wrong ? better watch what you wish for

[tdcoly]

"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said Friday. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used."

That's a little worse than just malicious.

Ted

[campy]

The arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town about 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.

Jeez, I would hope so.