Remember that thing I said?

[Jules]

Tiger got caught.
Apparently Greg Norman was rooting Chrissy for the last 20 years or so. Now they are kaput.
A guy from my club worked at the Australian Open in the 50/60's and he said Arnold Palmer used to bring out a beautiful looking woman with him that he was rooting while his wife and kids were at home.

[Blader]

Everybody knows that toxic haploidosis is a dangerous and debilitating problem that steals focus and performance from its victims.  Furthermore, no man is capable of escaping this problem.  Prophylaxis is the only means of preventing the condition, which only responds to persistent copulation of the most vigorous nature...what the lay public would term 'pröñ' ****. 

Tiger Woods is a world class athlete.  Whereas you or I might be able to maintain our tenuous single digit handicaps by experiencing, for example, the sort of transient haploidosis that occurs when out alone on chautauqua and staying in hotels without Spectravision movie content that we know and enjoy.  Or are schedules are too tight and we are simply too busy to partake in said.

The margins for a world class athlete are much thinner.  In a sport as readily quantifiable as is golf, we know that only a single stroke per round separates him from the low end of the money list and banishment to a mediocre existence with the riff and the raff of the professional golf tour.

We therefore have no reason to fault Mr Woods.  He is only taking care of his health in a truly holistic way, in a vocation where the line that distinguishes the successful from the abject failures is razor thin.

Toxic haploidosis is a dangerous condition of the male, and is associated with more morbidity and mortality than is any other disease that selectively afflicts the stronger of our species.  Yet nobody wants to talk about it.  Don't believe me?  Then go ask the intergoogles.

[MFAWG]

[Jules]

When did Tiger ever find the time to practice golf.