Breakin' 3: More Electric Boogaloo

[dystopia]

Police: Dancing teen's belt buckle gouges floor
http://www.buffalonews.co...k-dancing-teens-belt.html

Police said they've arrested a teenager who caused thousands of dollars in damage to a western New York home's hardwood floor by break dancing on it while wearing a large diamond belt buckle.

Erie County Sheriff Timothy B. Howard said the 18-year-old apparently was intoxicated when he arrived at a house party held by the victim's daughters in Elma, a small town just east of Buffalo. He said when the teen repeatedly tried to break dance he gouged the floor and caused about $3,000 worth of damage.
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[gleek]

Tresspassing? I was at the daughter's party! What's the *fudge*in' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

[stroh]

Who's been puttin' their Kools out on my floor?  This rug is from Persia!  Persia!!!