WTF rant.

[MFAWG]

I'm sympathetic to the fact that as people get older they develop disorders that result in all manner of weirdness including marked trembling of the hands, BUT the *bunghole* at Starbucks just spilled coffee ALL over me and my HHC DISCOM 82 Airborne short. It'll wash off of me, but the shirt is probably toast. Then he's pissed that that the barista filled his cup 'Too Full'. Dude, she would have put a cover on it if you had asked her, so pretty much *fudge* your stupid ass. Hell, I would have put a cover on it for you, but I was trying to get the *fudge* out of the way, because I saw that *feces* coming.  I sincerely doubt that this JUST became a problem for you this morning. So next time, get her to put a cover on it, because you can't walk across the length of Seattles Best without spilling that *feces* on everybody within a 5 foot radius. And really, this is NOT the barrista's problem.

[Aske]

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[MFAWG]

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Seriously. I don't even wear that shirt much, but I was feeling nostalgic this morning. And no, I can't just go buy another one. It was an issue item that the former Mrs. Captain MFAWG got for me when she was there. I was in 82d Signal. So yeah, HATEX11ty!

[Blader]

This entire incident is so deeply disturbing on so many levels that even Escher would be paralyzed by it.

[twoiron]

I'm sorry, but your first problem was getting coffee from Starbucks. 

Who in their right mind still drinks this swill?

Granted the cashier at Starbucks is clearly non-functioning, but if this was an FML post, I'd say "you deserved it".