THIS is what America fought for in The Big One:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Shingle

http://www.telegraph.co.u...sunbathing-complaint.html

The Rome court took just a few minutes to reject the case, in which the mother-of-two had accused the 26-year-old woman of committing "obscene acts in a public place".
Police in Italy were called after a row broke earlier this month out on a beach near Anzio, south of Rome, between the two women.
The mother had asked the fashion store assistant, identified only as Luisa under Italy's privacy laws, to cover herself up because her large breasts and the act of rubbing cream on them had "troubled her sons aged 14 and 12."

I am proud to have served in the same Army that made it possible for Luisa to rub lotion on her ample bosom to her hearts content!

Can I get an 'America, *fudge* YEAH!' from the congregation?