This business is getting out of control.

[MFAWG]

It will get out of control, and people will be lucky to live through it...

So I'm playing gawf with some of the regulars across the street, and it's crowded. 7 and 8 are back to back par 3's, so there's 3 groups waiting. We're standing there next up, and this lady and her husband pull up. I'm smoking a cigarette. (You can see where this goes) She asks me to put it out (politely) and I (just as politely) say 'No, but I'll move' and we start to go around a little. The husband starts in, and then one of the guys in my foursome says:

'Jim, Jim!'

to which I respond:

WHAT?!

'Can I get one of those?'

ROFL!

Maybe you had to be there.