[Politics/Religion] Gingrich is the first official GOP Candidate for 2012.

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Unfortunately, Barack Huslain Osama topped 60 pct today.

Gingrich can't win, although I'd expect him to be able to have a pretty big impact in the primaries.

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Any bets on who will be the first Teabagger candidate?

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They LOVE Gingrich, who gave them a nod by ensuring that America will have a Federal Gubment that respects the 10th Amendment.

I wouldn't underestimate his ability to bridge the gap between the TeaBaggers and the mainline GOP>

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Sloganeer Newt Gingrich, who won't let the fact that he has zero chance diminish his enthusiasm, can be counted on to make an earnest attempt to bring about Armageddon....the real Armageddon, not some pansy metaphorical Armageddon.

The baggers, out to prove they aren't the racists they actually are, are all down for Herman "TBOG" Cain, a negro Ross Perot who is twice as crazy as Huckabee/Palin cubed.

This is going to be a lot of fun!!!!

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Romneycare funds abortions!

Newt cheated on his wives!

All hail the party of morals and values!

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Rush is OUTRAGED that the 44th POTUS is resorting to the tactic of pointing out that he actually got the *fudge*er that did 9-11 in his stump speeches.


LMAO! They got NOTHIN'!

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Huckabee is announcing today. He's been doing alot of work in the churches, so he should make some noise.

He's not ideoligically pure enough on tax cuts for the wealthy, so I'd expect the money wing to try and put the brakes on that.

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Huckabee is announcing today. He's been doing alot of work in the churches, so he should make some noise.

He's not ideoligically pure enough on tax cuts for the wealthy, so I'd expect the money wing to try and put the brakes on that.

Obviously, God exists. 

And God chooses Herman Cain

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The Huckster is sitting this one out, leaving the TeaHadists with a choice between Michelle Bachmann and La Sarah.

LULZ all around, and thank you Mike Huckabee!

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None of these *fudge*ers have any hope of unseating the Kenyan, weak on terror, Negro President, and I think they know that. It's just another money-grab for them--a chance to extract campaign donations from the gun and Bible clutchers.

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The smart money says that the appealing (in terms of the appealing to the center) GOP candidates are sitting out until 2016, mostly because they're all young enough to do so without it mattering.

I'm guessing Huckabee likes working a few hours a week, getting big bucks for it, and being able to pursue his work in the ministry.

I don't begrudge him that, either. 

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On the republican side, I see Sloganeer Newt! Gingrich and Herman Cain as the last two standing, mostly because the people who Mitt is forever explaining the rational behind his positions to have absolutely no tolerance for logic and reason. 

Then, Herman Cain will announce he'll take a white woman as his running mate.  At that point, all manner of hell breaks loose. 

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I think the Newtster may be done before he even gets out of the gate: He called the Ryan budget 'Extreme Social Engineering' on Sunday, and his complaints about the Liubrul Gotcha Media don't seem to be working to well.

If he had a nice rack, they might forgive him.

George Will flat out called him 'Not A Serious Candidate' on Sunday.

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PS: My conspiracy theory du jour goes like this:

The GOP is pretty much going to tank on purpose, because they KNOW the next POTUS will have to cut spending AND raise taxes.

They would much rather play Santa Clause in 2016.