I'm still mad at you for stealing my prize.
I win so many prizes that it's tough for me to keep track of them all.
Which prize did I win that you coveted? If I still have it, just ask. It's yours.
Unless I really like it, then of course you're SOL but I may be able to come up with a suitable substitiution.
I do so like to share with those less fortunate than myself!
Thank you all for the warm welcome (ok, not so much for the warm peanut butter) and blah blah blah.
<insert generic heartfelt parting line here>
fore or jim