Clive
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2007, 07:20:57 PM » |
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Baby Got Back (because my game is ass, baby!).
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Seamus
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2007, 07:31:39 PM » |
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Double Bogey Blues
It's early Sunday morning, the sun is coming up
I'm on the tee at seven, I'm here to try my luck
They say this games a tough one, but I'll give it my best shot
Cuz' the bunkers look like beaches and the greens like parking lots
Oh lord....what I'm I gonna do, Help me keep my head down
And save me from these double bogey blues
First I pull out my driver, check my stance and grip
I'm trying to remember every Nicklaus tip
Straighten that left elbow, slightly bend your knees
Keep that ball behind you, and look out for those trees
Oh lord....what club should I use, I'm lost out in the forest
Save me from those double bogey blues
Well I started out with three balls, now two of them are lost
Got two hundred yards of water that I gotta get across
Did I hear somebody talking about a Forty dollar bet
I got Thirty in my pocket, but I won't let em' see me sweat
Oh Lord....the next Bud's for you, help me with this three wood
Save me from those double bogey blues
Well I'm on the eighteenth and seven, my knees began to shake
I'm praying I can one putt, try to save an eight
It's a forty dollar nassau, if I sink this I'm in lock
I'll be sitting in the club house, sippin' bourbon on the rocks
Oh Lord....what am I gonna do, Help me keep my head down
Save me from these double bogey blues
Oh oh oh Lord....I can't afford to lose, I'll be in church next Sunday
Just save me from those double Bogey Blues
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2007, 07:36:11 PM » |
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(because my ass is game, baby!). Any takers? |
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2007, 07:42:41 PM » |
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2007, 08:28:08 PM » |
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Baby Got Back (because my game is ass, baby!).
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Jules
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2007, 09:42:46 PM » |
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After today's game it would be All I need is a miracle!!!!! or Crying!!!! I can't decide!!!!! |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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stroh
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2007, 09:43:45 PM » |
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After today's game it would be All I need is a miracle!!!!! or Crying!!!! I can't decide!!!!!   What's the problem? |
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Jules
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2007, 09:56:29 PM » |
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After today's game it would be All I need is a miracle!!!!! or Crying!!!! I can't decide!!!!! What's the problem? I couldn't hit an iron straight or in the air, at all today!!!!!!but I was very good getting to ball to roll along the ground, in a left or right direction!!! |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2007, 01:55:56 AM » |
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Here Today, Gone Tomorrow.
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BFBoy
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Re: What song describes your golf game?
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2007, 04:13:00 PM » |
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Linda Ronstandt "You're no Good"  |
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