Have You Ever Lost Your Wedding Ring?

[Clive]

But you know once I start back to school in 2 weeks, what with the heat of the Summer months and the 23 year old femininas, and me putting out that "hey I'm old enough to be your Daddy, that's right who's your Daddy " vibe, I've got nothing to ward them off with.

Your "I post on two golf discussion boards!" T-shirt?

[Seamus]

But you know once I start back to school in 2 weeks, what with the heat of the Summer months and the 23 year old femininas, and me putting out that "hey I'm old enough to be your Daddy, that's right who's your Daddy " vibe, I've got nothing to ward them off with.

Your "I post on two golf discussion boards!" T-shirt?

Whew! Thanks Clive...I knew I could count on you!  As a back up I have my "I Speak Klingon" sweater vest.

[dystopia]

Damn, that sucks Seamie. 

I've only lost my ring once.  Looked for it all day, and finally gave in and told the wife.  Minutes later she found it on the patio.  I think had put it in a pocket in the morning, then it fell out after returning from walking the dog.  Now it's either on my finger or on my nightstand.

[Torpedo]

That's too bad Seamus.

[Seamus]

Yeah...I walked around the dog park for an hour today...no luck.

I feel nekkid. 

[TFT]

In the caribbean.

A few days after I got it.

 

[Aske]