Love is Blind/Fool me once...

[dystopia]

This story is from last week, but I was busy, so apologies if everyone's already seen it.

Blinded by love, man stabbed in eye by girlfriend
http://www.reuters.com/ar...ews/idUSHKG33247020070705

HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.

During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.

[stegerman]

"Yeah, she's cute and all, but she has this weird eye fetish."

"I see."