What Would Jesus Download? [Religion]

[dystopia]

I'm going to risk getting banned for this, but this article is just too damn funny.

Jesus Loves Your Crappy Videos
Behold GodTube.com, the place where ****, humor and warm spiritual inclusiveness go to die
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...007/08/15/notes081507.DTL

The Internets, they're just so chock-full of gul-dang liberals, aren't they?

This is, after all, the big conservative lament. It's like you can't hit your Gizmodo or your Fleshbot or your Savage Love without running smack into some well-read, free-thinking pseudo-hipster gleefully expounding on the joys of anal **** or a recent hilarious Jon Stewart/"Daily Show" riff or offering up a link to some dark, brilliant Polish anti-war animation. Horrible!

Or maybe it's a hot **** blogger slapping Fox News for being such an obvious bastion of hateful ****ist homophobic right-wing moronism, or some hip design blog talking about the sad homogeneity of conservative fashion sense, maybe you're innocently cruising MySpace personals with your Bible and your GOP handbook and you just can't escape all the neo-pagan urban lefties who absolutely refuse to be appropriately terrified by, say, gay marriage, or foreign people, or, you know, God.

Oh, it gets worse. Hell, as any good Christian will tell you, the Net is packed like a perky Vegas *trollop*house with godless heathens, too: perverts and nonbelievers and hyper-intelligent Buddhists and smart-ass Wiccans, yoga lovers and kinky reformed Catholics and delightful "spiritual cowgirls" who would no more kneel at the altar of wholesome Christian values than they'd eat a stack of greasy McDonald's Filet-O-Fishes and eight pounds of deep-fried Snickers bars and move to Alabama and get diabetes and call themselves a patriot.

But if there's one site in particular that offers the ultimate proof of godless Internet evil, the one e-joint that encapsulates all that's wrong with the perverted Net world, it is, of course, YouTube.
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[worst_golfer_ever]

Mmm. . .  Filet-O-Fish 


I thought this part was funny:

... feel a deep need to parse the Internet for rabid special-interest subgroups. Almost every successful Web 2.0 megasite has its random spinoffs . . . In fact, you could even say that this is the Net's real makeup, a mad, delirious hodgepodge of a billion little communities all holding digital hands, tentatively, awkwardly, wonderfully.

Shall we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya?

[Aske]

 

[dystopia]

Did you check it out?
http://www.godtube.com/