I think the Emu wants to play through

[dystopia]

That's not a birdie, that's an emu
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...OgxZjkfXbWUZ3pooqxrbtiBIF

ELMA, Wash. - Every golfer likes a birdie, even more so an eagle. But an emu? The big bird that showed up Tuesday at Oaksridge Golf Course was another matter, at least for Sue McMeekin of Satsop and Les Bell of Montesano.

The flightless bird, second in size among avians to the ostrich, followed the pair for seven of their nine holes, watching each swing and sometimes walking between them or standing directly in front of them. The emu seemed to take special interest in McMeekin's red fleece jacket.
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[MFAWG]

They're lucky it wasn't a herd of goats, because that place is the worst goat track in Western Washington.

I play it a couple of times a year because it's right down the street from Grays Harbor Raceway, and the nearest option is at LEAST 30 minutes away.