Dear God..... (nsf Women)

[MP]

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's ****y, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

[Jules]

MP, I don't think that you could afford a woman like that!!!!

[Seamus]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 

And I'm lissnin' to "Freakin' at the Freakers Ball".

Coincidence...I think not.

[Spartan]

MP, I don't think that you could afford a woman like that!!!!

The second line is:

I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

So I think he's got that covered.   

[PaunchyBald]

MP, I don't think that you could afford a woman like that!!!!

The second line is:

I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

So I think he's got that covered.   

She'd have to be to hang with some midget dude like him.....

[Uisce Beatha]

With Clive on vacation I think the midgets outnumber the big goofy *fudge*ers this week.  So watch it.  We'll send Hicks in to hit you low and then MP and I will follow and hit you low.

[Spanky]

With Clive on vacation I think the midgets outnumber the big goofy *fudge*ers this week.  So watch it.  We'll send Hicks in to hit you low and then MP and I will follow and hit you low.

Then Uisce and me will come in bite your knee caps off.

[PaunchyBald]

Hot *Darn* midget wrasslin'