It's a Minnesnowta Trait

[Torpedo]

If you really must know, it's because I'm slouching in the pic. Also, that pic makes me look even smaller than I am, and the lighting makes me look rather sallow. 

Not possible.

[E-A-G-L-E!]

If you really must know, it's because I'm slouching in the pic. Also, that pic makes me look even smaller than I am, and the lighting makes me look rather sallow. 

Not possible.

Oh, yes, it is.  Most the time pics are pretty accurate about my size (no more of me [unless I'm in a snowsuit], no less), but there are occasions (and I especially don't care for pics of the latter).