Teed of at 32 degrees F today.

[Uisce Beatha]

I am teh proud in a 'complete *goshdarn* idiot according to Karen' sorta way.   

Give her a squeeze for me will ya love? 

[Clive]

I yield to the wind conditions you and Claven had.........Not sure I've ever braved that much breeze.

Pffft.  Playing partners encounter that much hot air just chatting with me.

[spacey]

Don't know the temperature, but I've played in hail falling at 45°. The golf was bad, the beer was plentiful, the frostbite was imminent, and the course was empty giving ample opportunity for re-rounding. The dudes in the clubhouse hated our guts. Aside from them, a good time was had by all.

[stroh]

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