January Contest Part II (nominations)

[spacey]

Looks like we may as well call it, due to lack of interest. I move we declare stroh the de facto winner. Crown his ass.

[Uisce Beatha]

Looks like we may as well call it, due to lack of interest. I move we declare stroh the de facto winner. Crown his ass.

Screw stroh.  What's he ever done for us?

[stroh]

I'm going to look up de facto.  It better not mean what I think it means.

[Clive]

Screw stroh.  What's he ever done for us?

XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: [laugh]
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

[stroh]

What about the candles?  Those are way cool.  Ungrateful *fudge*s.

[dystopia]

Looks like we may as well call it, due to lack of interest. I move we declare stroh the de facto winner. Crown his ass.

I agree.  No sense in dragging this out.

Congrats, stroh!


Could you PM me your paypal info?

[stroh]

Looks like we may as well call it, due to lack of interest. I move we declare stroh the de facto winner. Crown his ass.

I agree.  No sense in dragging this out.

Congrats, stroh!


Could you PM me your paypal info?

   I would like to drag it out some.

Thank you dystopia for the generosity.  Thanks to those who voted me the winner.  Even if it was by ad nauseum, or whatever spacey said.

dys., I would kind of like to philanthrophize it.  I have an idea, but would be interested in hearing others input on how to share it.

If it's not too big of a PITA.

[spacey]

I *goshdarn* love PITAs. What's the idea? Whatever. I'm on board. Or not. Whatever. Has anyone seen my beer? *fudge* you. You think you're better than me?

[Seamus]

I would kind of like to philanthrophize it.  I have an idea, but would be interested in hearing others input on how to share it.

Share? How's 'bout you put that into the Stroh house buying fund, I'll match, we'll start a Stroh's Kids Telethon, we'll get you to that American dream of being a slumlord yet.

[stroh]

I would kind of like to philanthrophize it.  I have an idea, but would be interested in hearing others input on how to share it.

Share? How's 'bout you put that into the Stroh house buying fund, I'll match, we'll start a Stroh's Kids Telethon, we'll get you to that American dream of being a slumlord yet.

 

[dystopia]

I vote for the stroh house fund, too, but whatever you want is cool.

[gleek]

Of course, those 25 ducats won't even cover the cost of the credit report for your new home loan. 

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the *fudge*?" and make your move.  I say put the money towards this:



(I'll take 5% for the idea.)