hobbit
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Chit, chit, chit!
« on: January 21, 2008, 04:59:56 PM » |
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Just cracked my toilet bowl while attempting a rehab because of a leak. And I thought I was out of shape and weak  Rat Farts!  |
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Fuzzy
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 05:05:11 PM » |
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I don't even know where to start with a smart ass reply.
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Seamus
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:06:03 PM » |
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I can only say "been there down that", and it's the *feces*s.
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twoiron
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 05:33:24 PM » |
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I'll refer you to an earlier post of mine regarding batting practice...  |
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stroh
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 05:44:21 PM » |
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Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.
*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.
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twoiron
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 05:47:17 PM » |
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Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.
*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.
As a result of Saturday night eating?? |
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birdymaker
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 05:48:15 PM » |
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buy a new one. i used to hold on to the old ones because they were  big flushers but the last time we remodeled the facilities, i got a new throne. i think you could flush a small child down this thing.  |
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 05:59:30 PM » |
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Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.
*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.
As a result of Saturday night eating?? Boy howdy! hobbit! Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush. They sound cool, and seem appropriate. |
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Clive
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 06:05:41 PM » |
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hobbit! Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush.
They sound cool, and seem appropriate. Maybe the golf balls would find andylo's game ... ? (Ouch.) |
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 07:11:47 PM » |
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 I'm not even gonna mention that I've successfully installed two. |
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hobbit
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 08:12:36 PM » |
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A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc.  A throne to be proud of! And one without a fat cat making claim to. Bad kitty! |
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Rich Corinthian Leather Jacket From: The Land of 10,000+ Slushy Ice Rinks
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 08:35:56 PM » |
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He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot
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PaunchyBald
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 07:42:52 AM » |
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A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc. Did you chip a tooth when you broke it? You were talking to UUURRRRRRLLLLL about some margharita's, were'nt you!!!!! |
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Soon to be your local trash man.
I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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stroh
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 09:49:16 AM » |
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hobbit
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM » |
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That would be poifect! Do they make them in hobbit sizes (this one seems Barbie-sized)? |
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