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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2008, 02:50:27 AM » |
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For the benefit of spanky and 'fredo here's today's interaction:  Currently raining at the moment. Usual how's it going haven's seen you in a few days: Me: Looks like it's a bit moist today Her: I know, and so am I Me: ..... Well that could be dangerous, you'd wanna be careful not to slip on anything Her: ..... I wouldn't mind slipping on you.... how about you slip into me?... Me: ...... You've really got it in for me haven't you?? Her: ...... No, I just want you in me.... Oh 2i, you are just full of *feces*.  It's time to get a new fantasy. |
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2008, 07:40:15 AM » |
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Jules: Oh 2i, you are just full of *feces*. 2i: ..... Well, maybe I'm just full of myself. Her: ..... I wouldn't mind being full of you. Jules: ..... What? Her: ..... Not you, bitch -- him. (motions toward 2i with her pelvis) Jules: ..... Oh, get stuffed! Her: ..... I'm working on it, but that dude is as stupid as they come. Geez, the neighbor's dog picked up on hints faster than him. Ma Kelly: ..... I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! Jules, 2i: ..... How did we end up in Johnny Dangerously? |
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Walfredo
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2008, 08:10:34 AM » |
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Going with option # 1 huh? She is seriously beggin for it though so option # 3 may be the only prudent measure. There has to be some cosmic free pass for situations like that.
One question though:
If the girl is so hot like you say, how come she is so ****ually frustrated? I mean a hot girl can get it anytime she wants. Shouldn't be a shortage of meat around her waiting to ponce. I'm just sayin'.
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Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Blader
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2008, 08:46:55 AM » |
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One question though:
If the girl is so hot like you say, how come she is so ****ually frustrated? I mean a hot girl can get it anytime she wants. Shouldn't be a shortage of meat around her waiting to ponce. I'm just sayin'.
Clearly, you haven't heard, or thought much, about the Mail Room Boy Theory |
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Walfredo
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2008, 09:03:07 AM » |
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One question though:
If the girl is so hot like you say, how come she is so ****ually frustrated? I mean a hot girl can get it anytime she wants. Shouldn't be a shortage of meat around her waiting to ponce. I'm just sayin'.
Clearly, you haven't heard, or thought much, about the Mail Room Boy Theory Pardon my ignorance but I've never heard about that. Is it sort of a reverse of the male boss/secretary fantasy, or is she a spy sent by upper mgmt to see if the newly promoted manager can keep it in his pants? |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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stroh
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2008, 09:04:18 AM » |
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One question though:
If the girl is so hot like you say, how come she is so ****ually frustrated? I mean a hot girl can get it anytime she wants. Shouldn't be a shortage of meat around her waiting to ponce. I'm just sayin'.
Clearly, you haven't heard, or thought much, about the Mail Room Boy Theory Pardon my ignorance but I've never heard about that. Is it sort of a reverse of the male boss/secretary fantasy, or is she a spy sent by upper mgmt to see if the newly promoted manager can keep it in his pants? The long and short of it is; If you like Michael J. Fox movies, you're a closeted homo. |
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Walfredo
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2008, 09:09:15 AM » |
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One question though:
If the girl is so hot like you say, how come she is so ****ually frustrated? I mean a hot girl can get it anytime she wants. Shouldn't be a shortage of meat around her waiting to ponce. I'm just sayin'.
Clearly, you haven't heard, or thought much, about the Mail Room Boy Theory Pardon my ignorance but I've never heard about that. Is it sort of a reverse of the male boss/secretary fantasy, or is she a spy sent by upper mgmt to see if the newly promoted manager can keep it in his pants? The long and short of it is; If you like Michael J. Fox movies, you're a closeted homo. Ah ha BTW, LMAO at Joe. She was so badass. Totally harsh like Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club. thanks for chaging your avatard stroh and making me look like a dumbass |
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« Last Edit: March 07, 2008, 01:32:37 PM by 'fredo »
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Jules
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Re: Champagne Bubble Bath Girl - Update
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2008, 12:27:36 PM » |
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Jules: Oh 2i, you are just full of *feces*. 2i: ..... Well, maybe I'm just full of myself. Her: ..... I wouldn't mind being full of you. Jules: ..... What? Her: ..... Not you, bitch -- him. (motions toward 2i with her pelvis) Jules: ..... Oh, get stuffed! Her: ..... I'm working on it, but that dude is as stupid as they come. Geez, the neighbor's dog picked up on hints faster than him. Ma Kelly: ..... I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! Jules, 2i: ..... How did we end up in Johnny Dangerously?   |
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