denverslice
Newbie From: Dazzling Urbanite
Karma: 2 Posts: 42
 Offline"..you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?"
 
|
 |
Got a good high altitude buzzz
« on: March 06, 2008, 09:28:55 PM » |
|
..... Love me a good micro beer buzz in the high country.....but very bored. beena while since I have been here....hope to begin the laughter...
:THANKS TO USBOND:......
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying ****?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish ****. "Its when you drop the **** tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor! "
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the **** your husband provided wasn't good?"
"T’was the best **** I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: March 06, 2008, 09:30:34 PM by denverslice »
|
Logged 
|
"Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick burning fuse or ze slow buring fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out."
Franz Liebkind
|
