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Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« on: March 12, 2008, 04:22:43 PM » |
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Link(This came from the same site that Asker linked in another thread.)
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 07:45:05 PM » |
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I figured this was about snow shoveling. More people seem to drop dead doing that than just about any other activity.
John Deere/Toro/Craftsman have effectively increased the life expectancy of snowy state males by three years. Unfortunately, around here they're usually taken by inversion related respiratory distress a week and a half in.
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 07:47:58 PM » |
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 for the story. We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here. Now into the drive over/melt phase*.  *regardless of depth.
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 07:49:24 PM » |
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for the story. We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here. Now into the drive over/melt phase*. *regardless of depth.  Very, very true. |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 07:51:15 PM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:15 PM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years. |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:58 PM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Hey Aske! 2008 called, and the kid next door said 5 bucks don't do *feces* for his ipod. Not to mention his ebay salvia order. |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 07:53:25 PM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years. guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans. saving up to support all those wives  |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 08:55:33 AM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years. guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans. saving up to support all those wives that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 08:58:02 AM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years. guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans. saving up to support all those wives that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border We live in a white neighborhood. It's called Davis County. |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 02:13:35 PM » |
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hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years. guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans. saving up to support all those wives that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border We live in a white neighborhood. It's called Davis County. We have a busing service for the landscaping and restaurant industries. But even they don't do *feces* for $5. |
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Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 02:23:11 PM » |
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If I was rich, Id pay a thousand dollars an hour for some chick to do it.
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