You will never think of chocolate the same way again!!!
It was a White Knight and Mr Cadbury & Ms Rowntree were on a River
Cruise. They met on the Top Deck. It was After Eight. She was from
Quality Street, he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down
Milky Way and around the Family Block.
They stopped in at the Mars Bar. He had a Rum & Butter, and she had a
Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster. He said
'Sure......Take 5'. They decided to leave as the music was too loud and
Neither of them liked M&M.
On the way out he bought her some Roses. She said they were her
Favourites. They walked down to his sports car. It was a Red Ferrero.
He made some small talk and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.
She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly
Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if
You play your cards right you might get lucky after tea. He replied,
'After Dinner?.......Mint!' At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!
He touched her Milky Bars. They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to
Himself, they'll definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand! He
Told her that he had a King Size Bar but she thought he might be telling
Fantales.
They checked into a motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
Turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
Slipped his hand down her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She started to
Play with his Fruit & Nuts but then she said, 'Stop!' He thought she
Was being a Malteaser but still he wanted to Jaff-ER so he showed her
His Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies
So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He thought this
Was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
He finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
Moro but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising so he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted so he rolled over
For a Flake.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramello.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!!
