the greatest thing since slice bread

[Uisce Beatha]

Russell hates rice, so we rarely eat it.

Sometimes if I make a curry, I cook rice, so then he has to eat it or go hungry.

i'm sure he puts fleshlight drippings in your milk.
 

[stroh]

Clive:  This time, it's just you.

[Aske]

[Walfredo]

But I can't do 'mater sauce on rice.  That dog just won't hunt.

The wife has the same problem with eggs, sort of. She thinks putting salsa on an omelette is gross, but then again she has no problem putting ketchup on scrambled eggs, so I guess it's not the same thing.

Shutting up and going away...

Spanish rice is the shiznit and the uncle bens is good.  I haven't met a rice I didn't like though.

I have the opposite problem with eggs.  I like salsa in my breakfast burrito but think ketchup on scrambled eggs is an abomination. 

[spacey]

I have the opposite problem with eggs.  I like salsa in my breakfast burrito but think ketchup on scrambled eggs is an abomination. 

Preach on brother Beavis!

[stroh]

New York City??!!