Happy Pioneer Day To

[spacey]

You let me know how to remove HGTV (gives the wife ideas, don't you know), and I'll let you know the secret of BYU TV. Quid pro quo 'n' *feces*.

[MFAWG]

1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate

I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?

[spacey]

1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate

I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?

9 wives or so, I'd say.

[MFAWG]

I figger if your man or woman enough to walk 1200 miles pushing a handcart, 9 wives is either 8.5 too many, or not quite enough.

That's serious feces. Maybe Gramm was right after all. 

[gleek]

1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate

I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?

Wimps. They stopped in Utah because they heard about what happened to the Donner Party in the Sierra Nevada. They weren't willing to HTFU and eat the deceased like the Donner Party did. I suppose they simply passed off cannibalism as "immoral" or something.

[birdymaker]

"Donner, Party of twelve eleven ten"