EPL Fantasy 2008-2009

[Uisce Beatha]

OK, I renewed last year's league.  I have no idea if that re-invited previous players or not.  I fired off invitations to a few guys.  I'll try to dig up other email addresses and send the rest but I'm going to need some help with a few.  Hobbit, I'll need you to invite your friends.  The code you received should work for them.



Play up pompey
Pompey play up

You are my portsmouth, my only portsmouth
You make me happy when skys are gray
I never noticed how much I loved you
Until you take my portsmouth away
LA LA LA LA OHH
I'm portsmouth till i die
I,m portsmouth till i die
I know i am, i,m sure i am
I,m portsmouth till i die

Stand up if you hate the scum
Stand up if you hate the scum

If you all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you all hate the scummers, all hate the scummers,
all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands
If you really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands
If you really *goshdarn* hate them, really *goshdarn* hate them,
really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands

We hate southampton, we hate southampton
we hate scum we hate scum

Hes just apoor little scummer
Hes face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick so i hit him with a brick
And now he dont sing no more

Hello hello we are the portsmouth boys
Hello hello we are the portsmouth boys
And if you are a scummer fan surrender or you'll die

1 goal 2 goal 3 Rory Allen
4 goal 5 goal 6 Rory Allen
7goal 8 goal 9 Rory Allen
ohhhh Rory Allen

Sea,sea,siders
Sea,sea,siders
Sea,sea,siders

Have you ever seen a beach
Have you ever seen a beach

We all follow the portsmouth
Over land and sea and sainsburys
Following the portsmouth where ever they may be
Altogether now

Scum are going down
Scum are going down
Super pompey staying up
Super pompey staying up

One man went to kill, went to kill a scummer
One man and his baseball bat went to kill a scummer
Two men went to kill, went to kill a scummer

Super Steves Blue and White Army
Super Steves Blue and White Army

Super Super Stevie
Super Super Stevie
Super Super Stevie
Super Stevie Claridge

I have seen the glory of the lights of fratton park, the lights of fratton park
I have seen the glory of the lights of fratton park
As the blues go marching on on on
Glory glory portsmouth city
Glory glory portsmouth city
Glory glory portsmouth city as the blues go marchig on on on

Run scum whereever you may be
We are the famous pfc
We dont give a *fudge* whoever you maybe
We are the famous pfc

Down the pub friday night
Getting absouletly plastered
Go back home and beat your wife
You dirty northen bastards

E I E I E I O,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion
this is what we'll sing,
we are Portsmouth!
We are Portsmouth!
Harry is our king.

Harry & Jim,
Harry & Jim,
Harry & Jim...

If you all hate scummers,
all hate scummers,
all hate scummers clap your hands.
If you really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands,
if you really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands,
if you really *goshdarn* hate them,
really *goshdarn* hate them,
really *goshdarn* hate them clap your hands.

Super Pompey going up!
Scummers going down,
scummers going down!
Super Pompey going up,
Scummers going down!

Ohh Scum is *goshdarn* *feces*e,
its full of blacks, queers,
and paki's...Ohh Scum is *goshdarn* *feces*e!

Eagle... Eagle... Eagle...

Harry Redknapps blue & white army,
Harry Redknapps blue & white army!

Milan theres only one Milan,
theres only one Milan!

Cheer up Gordon Strachan,
oh what can it mean
to a sad scummer bastard and a *feces* football team!

'Arry 'Arry give us a wave,
'Arry give us a wave!

He's only a poor little scummer
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore...

*fudge* of Millwall!
*fudge* of Millwall!

Shall we sing a song for you!
Shall we sing a song for you!

Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army!

edit:  Holy chit, I've never heard the whole song before.  That's mighty rough.   

[twoiron]

I take it you support "city" then??

[Uisce Beatha]

City is Man City.  Yes, over United all day long and I like Mark Hughes.  If he can match Sven's accomplishments he'll be the toast of the town.  I figure a top 7-8 for them this year.

[twoiron]

I haven't really followed the EPL much since that incident back in 2003.

It all started when "belts off" was called...

[Uisce Beatha]

I haven't really followed the EPL much since that incident back in 2003.

It all started when "belts off" was called...

There you go with the Ozzie again.   

 

Seriously, belts off?  WTF does that mean?

[twoiron]

I haven't really followed the EPL much since that incident back in 2003.

It all started when "belts off" was called...

There you go with the Ozzie again.   

 

Seriously, belts off?  WTF does that mean?

It basicallly involved the removal of one's belt, by one's self, after a large consumption of food or alcohol. In this case it was alcohol, and the incident relates to an event where one would take a shot of tequila after a goal was scored. However our plan came undone due to the the fact that on this particular occasion we'd tuned into the "Goals of the Year" highlight package.

[Uisce Beatha]

I haven't really followed the EPL much since that incident back in 2003.

It all started when "belts off" was called...

There you go with the Ozzie again.   

 

Seriously, belts off?  WTF does that mean?

It basicallly involved the removal of one's belt, by one's self, after a large consumption of food or alcohol. In this case it was alcohol, and the incident relates to an event where one would take a shot of tequila after a goal was scored. However our plan came undone due to the the fact that on this particular occasion we'd tuned into the "Goals of the Year" highlight package.

Are you on medication?

[twoiron]

I haven't really followed the EPL much since that incident back in 2003.

It all started when "belts off" was called...

There you go with the Ozzie again.   

 

Seriously, belts off?  WTF does that mean?

It basicallly involved the removal of one's belt, by one's self, after a large consumption of food or alcohol. In this case it was alcohol, and the incident relates to an event where one would take a shot of tequila after a goal was scored. However our plan came undone due to the the fact that on this particular occasion we'd tuned into the "Goals of the Year" highlight package.

Are you on medication?

Does that include a dose of HTFU??

[hobbit]

It appears I got the automated invite, so perhaps it worked.  I'll let the fellas at work know anyway.


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And did those boots, of Wenger's team
Walk upon Highbury's turf so green?
And did they play, with great esteem
The best football we've ever seen?
And with a cannon on our chest
We play with heart, and mind, and zest
And we are proud to be Arsenal
In victory through harmony

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We all follow the Arsenal
over land and sea (and Leicester)
We'll follow the Arse-nal
unto victory

Carefree where ever we may be
Cos we are the famous AFC
And we don't give a *fudge*
about Chelsea
Cos we are the famous AFC!!

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Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charee,
Who needs Ashley Cole when we've got Clichy!


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We're the famous Arsenal, famous AFC
We're the famous Arsenal, famous AFC
First double won in '71
Even better coz we pissed on the scum
On their own ground, what a famous night





And dozens of songs about Spurs that would set off the filters 

[hobbit]

Oh, and if all goes well (don't ask), Setanta will be on order next week.  Seems Dish delivers it as well, so I need to decide Direct or Dish.

[Uisce Beatha]

...Setanta will be on order next week. 

God Bless Us, everyone!!!