Do the crime....

[Teed]

do the time.   Nevermind, we'll skip the time.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/C...ect.crushed.ap/index.html

[Spanky]

Karma does work. Although in this case it was a bit extreme. Win some, lose some.

[stroh]

 

[dystopia]

LMAO 

O N   T H E   I M P L A U S I B I L I T Y   O F  T H E   D E A T H   S T A R ' S  T R A S H   C O M P A C T O R .
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/10deathstar.html

3. Why does the trash compactor compact trash so slowly, and with such difficulty, once the resistance of a thin metal rod is introduced? Surely metal Death Star pieces are one of the main items of trash in need of compacting. It thus stands to reason that the trash compactor should have been better designed to handle the problem of a skinny piece of metal. (And while I hate to be the sort of person who says I told you so, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that a one-movable-wall system would have improved performance.)

4. Why does the trash compactor only compact trash sideways? Once ejected into space, wouldn't the flattened, living-room-sized, and extremely solid panes of trash that result from such a primitive, unidirectional trash compactor pose serious hazards for Empire starships in the vicinity?

[Clive]

When did Alice Cooper get in that movie?  (Dude on the right.)