2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals

[Clive]

I've been so pleased with my performance, that I've taken the initiative and prepared myself a platinum parachute that will make my good colleague formerly at Home Depot, Bob Nardelli, blush with jealousy.

http://ir.homedepot.com/R...tail.cfm?ReleaseID=224078

Under this agreement, Nardelli will receive consideration currently valued at approximately $210 million (including amounts which have previously been earned or vested).

Does that mean you didn't get a raise?

[Torpedo]

Assuming you people actually have jobs.

Nope.

[Fuzzy]

Very timely post Clive. I have my review at 1:00pm tomorrow.

Good luck with the review, and may your increase exceed the lesser of 3.77% or your wildest dreams.

Dear Clive,

My review is now complete. They are going to tolerate me for another year.

As mentioned before in this thread, it was a different style, touchy-feely review this year. There were 5 areas in which to provide examples of your work/accomplishments. Here they are with my rating in each:

Values:          Effective
Passion:         Effective
Insight:          Highly Effective
Execution:      Highly Effective
Results:         Effective
 
At the end of my review my manager gave me the real important info - my final overall rating, raise and new salary. The highlight was me chuckling at the 3.8% raise (I *feces* you not, Clive) while I thought of this thread.:

[dystopia]

Weird, I dug up my review from Oct 1, and I had 3.7%.  There's quite a clustering of raises in this thread:

Fuzzmental 3.8%
Clive 3.77%
spaceage 3.74%
dystopia 3.7%
stroh "Jack Squat"
COLA 3.3%

[Fuzzmental, great avatar!  My license plate is actually V4VDTTA.  Reading Alan Moore comics was a huge part of my childhood]