Wadn't No 39.....

[stroh]

Yesterday. X or no X.   Man I tell you what.  Played from the back tees.  Got my ass handed to me.  I played like *feces*.

Off the tee I was in bunkers I normally carry.  Long irons into greens that were woefully short (read: hit that *fudge*er so fat, I had to roll the sod back out to find it) or just hit the green and was gone.

Short game?  LOL.  LMAO!!  Short game!!!

 Playoffs?  Playoffs??!!

Ah *fudge*. 

2 for 1 whiskey Coke.
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[Spanky]

Sounds like me.

[Clive]

I played like *feces*.  Off the tee I was in bunkers I normally carry.  Long irons into greens that were woefully short (read: hit that *fudge*er so fat, I had to roll the sod back out to find it) or just hit the green and was gone.  Short game?  LOL.  LMAO!!  Short game!!!

You mean there's something better out there?  I may have to look into this "golf" thing.