Science Proves Exotic Cars Turn Women On

[dystopia]

Science Proves Exotic Cars Turn Women On
http://blog.wired.com/car...8/09/weve-got-some-b.html

To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women  listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

“We saw significant peaks in the amount of testosterone in the body, particularly in women," Maxon says, noting that even women who said they had no interest in cars were turned on. "Testosterone is indicative of positive arousal in the human body so we can confidently conclude from the results out today that the roar of a luxury car engine actually does cause a primeval physiological response.”

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors' claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.
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[stroh]

 

They should have taped ultrasound transducers on the women's clitoris' to monitor increased blood flow.  Saw that on some documentary.  Just sayin'  you know to be thorough.

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors' claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.
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LMAO 


Chicks dig it!

[dystopia]

LOL 

I've been checking out stroller mods.

[stroh]

    That's *fudge*in' awesome!

[Spanky]

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors' claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

While this is true what GM chooses not to point out is 10 out of 10 women would rather *fudge* a guy in a Porsche than a hybrid.

[stroh]

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors' claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

While this is true what GM chooses not to point out is 10 out of 10 women would rather *fudge* a guy in a Porsche than a hybrid.

They left the keys to the brand new Porsche

Would they mind?

Umm, well, of course not

I'll just take it for a little spin

And maybe show it off to a couple of friends

I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood

Well, maybe I shouldn't

Yeah, of course I should

Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot

I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block

That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking

I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking

You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions

I honked my horn just to get her attention


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She kicked her shoes off onto the floor

She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"

She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas

We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast

The sun roof was open , the music was high

And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh

She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far

I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car

[Clive]

Two words for you: "Jessica Alba".



Need more proof that Prius drivers are hot?  We get hit on so much, we have to beat them off:



And just dispose of the crazier hybrid-groupie bitches:

[stroh]

Need more proof that Prius drivers are hot?  We get hit on so much, we have to beat them off:

While this begs for some chicks with *8==>*s joke retort, I'll let it pass because the body of work was excellent and I worked my ass off today almost as hard as Spanky in a clinic MRI scanning people environment surfing GolfHos kind of way.

Better yet, Karma.  I'm easy, and I dig the Prius.  All slanty and stuff. 

[gleek]

This one should get the iSheep excited.

[BFBoy]

Two words for you: "Jessica Alba".



Need more proof that Prius drivers are hot?  We get hit on so much, we have to beat off:



And just dispose of the crazier hybrid-groupie bitches:

Fixed it for you.