Is there a Patent Attorney in the House?

[twoiron]

Friday September 26, 2008
A Japanese company has unveiled a wearable airbag for the elderly that pops out if they fall. The bag looks like a traveller's waist pouch but inflates in a fraction of a second when sensors detect the wearer has taken a tumble. It protects the back of the head and the buttocks.

You theiving bastards, that was my design. Developed back in '96 and known as the "Airbag Jacket"

[Spanky]

What if you fall face first?

[twoiron]

What if you fall face first?

My design had that covered as well

[Clive]

What if you fall face first?

Then break your fall with your *goshdarn* hands, klutz.