Why does Kanada hate skinny people?

[Clive]

But, at the gate.....?

The link is to an article dealing with Canadian law.

But who gets to decide what passengers are big enough to "deserve to have two seats for one fare"?

best 2 out of 3 "rock, paper, scissors"??

And if the passenger's waggling upper arm knocks over any bystanders ... "Mate, you're a fat *vagina*" protocol is deployed.