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here is dolf new joke
« on: June 25, 2009, 07:53:55 PM » |
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Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcett arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes them warmly, and asks them if there was anyone in Heaven they'd like to see first.
Ed McMahon tells St. Peter that he really misses his old friend, Johnny Carson. "Heeerreee's Johnny", says St. Peter, and the old friends are together again.
Farrah speaks up next and tells St. Peter that she really misses her sister, and they too are reunited moments later.
"How about you Michael, who would you most like to spend time with on your first day in Heaven?"
Michael pauses for a moment and says,
"Where's the Lindbergh baby???"
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stroh
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 09:01:37 PM » |
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LOL Wow.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:02:00 PM » |
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Too soon?
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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stroh
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:21:12 PM » |
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Three guys show up at St. Peter's gate.
St. Pete says "Well for admittance we'll examine your life, and determine your merit."
He tells the first guy "Your love of money drove you so much, you married a woman named Penny. I can't let you in."
He turned to the second guy "Your love of spirits drove you so much you married a woman named Ginny. I can't let you in."
The third guy turned and started to walk away. St. Pete yelled "Hey, where are you going?"
The guy yelled back "My wife's name is Fanny."
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 10:11:50 PM » |
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Too soon?
Nope. *fudge* him. Seriously. |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 10:30:45 PM » |
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Too soon?
Nope. *fudge* him. Seriously. LOL. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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Blader
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Re: here is dolf new joke
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 07:47:20 AM » |
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That joke works great, too, if you replace Ed McMahon with Ted Danson and Johnny with Norm.
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