Hold that Plane!

[dystopia]

 

Cops: Woman makes threat to help boss make flight
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...n_fe_st/us_odd_bomb_delay

MIAMI – A South Florida woman has been charged with calling in a bomb threat to keep her boss from missing a flight. An arrest report said a 31-year-old woman was charged Thursday with making a false report of planting a bomb. Miami International Airport officials received a call and an e-mail Wednesday claiming that a bomb was on an American Airlines plane. Police searched the specified aircraft but didn't find a bomb.

Investigators tracked the e-mail to the woman's computer.

During questioning, the woman reportedly told police that her boss had been booked on the flight to Honduras, but she had caused him to be late for the flight. She thought the bomb threat would give her boss time to make it.
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[Blader]

I've been saying for a long time how hard it is to find good secretarial pool talent, but few seem willing to listen.  Perhaps this story will open some minds.

[Jules]

Blader I thought that you would be trying to track her down and get her on your payroll.

[stroh]

....... but she had  caused him to be late  for the flight.

[Jules]

....... but she had  caused him to be late  for the flight.

Even more reason for her to be on Blader's payroll.

[stroh]

....... but she had  caused him to be late  for the flight.

Even more reason for her to be on Blader's payroll.

LMAO!  True.

+1

[Blader]

Exactly.  This is a woman with obvious talents, initiative and proclivities...and the bastards go ahead and arrest her.  Boggles the mind!

[twoiron]

....... but she had  caused him to be late  for the flight.

I was wondering why she wasn't going with him, perhaps he has another root in Honduras.

"Exactly.  This is a woman with obvious talents, initiative and proclivities...and the bastards go ahead and arrest her.  Boggles the mind!"

But clearly not enough talent to work out it hat if you send a bomb threat via email from a work address, chances are you're going to get caught...

On the other hand this whole thing could very ugly, particularly if the boss is married and he's been knobbing this bird on the side...