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Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« on: December 24, 2009, 11:34:42 AM » |
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http://www.huffingtonpost...brother-say_b_401769.htmlNEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, **** was not worth the wait."
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 11:55:14 AM » |
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 12:35:57 PM » |
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What a completely avoidable tragedy.
Apparently, nobody ever told him that premarital **** with a skank who can teach you how to *fudge* like a pröñ star is not, strictly, premarital ****.
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 01:45:27 PM » |
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A couple of things struck me here.
One, obviously they're doing something wrong.
Secondly, he apparently "stunned his teenaged fans". How old are these kids? Thirteen or fourteen at the most? Something doesn't jive there. Being that age I'd imagine they'd be nervous enough holding hands, let alone being stunned to find out **** isn't that great.
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 05:05:24 PM » |
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At climax shortly after insertion he probably wasn't sure if he pee'd or cum'd.
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 06:00:20 PM » |
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(Insert Adam Lambert Reference Here).
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 07:16:13 PM » |
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At climax shortly after insertion he probably wasn't sure if he pee'd or cum'd.
Insertion into what? Remember, she was nonplussed by the act, too. I suspect he didn't come anywhere near her copulatory organ. |
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 08:36:56 PM » |
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'Insertion'? D'OH!  |
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Re: Holiday Copulation Alert! Condition Alpha! Blader To The Batphone, STAT!
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 08:07:06 PM » |
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