Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[dystopia]

Faberge egg -- or grenade? Minnesota woman's Russian souvenir trips up German airport security
http://www.minnpost.com/s...p_german_airport_security

Sometimes, a souvenir jeweled egg doesn't look like a harmless keepsake, especially in an airport X-ray machine, where apparently it can be mistaken for a grenade.
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[Seamus]

Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.