The Saloon

[E-A-G-L-E!]

Hon. Stroh, EAGLE clearly meant to spell it that way. Pointing up Torpedo's misspelling of "you're" as "your".

Of course, this whole spelling flame tangent sucks, but that's a separate trial.

With, uh.  The new, uh, discovery.  That Mr. Clive has brought to the, uh, attention of this, ahem.. court.

This matter is immediately closed, and E-A-G-L-E!, has the apologies of the court.

I will direct you counselor, to read more closely next time. Karma, shall be awarded to the defendant, for satire unbecoming, and lauded as King Klown for the night.  As for this judge:

To the Honorable Judge and the Sirs and Ladies it may concern, please allow me to offer my gratitude for how quickly this trial progressed and concluded.  It is never an easy thing when a trial is drawn out, and I sincerely thank you for putting the time and effort needed into coming to a swift conclusion.

[Torpedo]

However, since the court has bothered to assemble and all that, this issue could be brought to the attention of the bench.....

#7 People here are layed back, and don't kill yo on speling and; 'grammar".

I didn't kill anyone on their spelling; however, I did manage to tease the twerp a bit.  Had it been anyone else, I probably wouldn't have said a thing.

Naturally.