I have had it with these mother*fudge*in' crocs on this mother*fudge*in' plane!

[Fuzzy]

http://www.justicenewsfla...escapes_201010265925.html

Jeune Afrique, an African magazine, unveiled the unidentified survivor’s account of what happened on that tragic day. While investigators initially seemed to believe a “lack of fuel” caused the plane crash, the survivor contended otherwise.

The survivor alleged another passenger smuggled a crocodile on board. However, just as the propeller plane was on its final approach, the reptile managed to escape.

[dystopia]

Damn.  I'd heard about passenger weight distribution problems on small aircraft, but that's a disturbing image of everyone getting up at once and running.


<---- scraps idea for in-flight meal all-you-can-eat buffets

[twoiron]

cue -"assume crash position" from "Airplane" or "Flying High" as it was known here.

Ted Striker surrenders