pr0n is bad for your health

[Aske]

punny

[dystopia]

Yet another followup to this story.

Prosecutor says sounds on neighbor's DVD were consensual ****, not rape
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=569088

Stieghorst, who said he has lived in his small downtown apartment for five years, said he was watching an adult DVD in Spanish called "Casa de Culo." He said the movie has no screaming that would suggest to someone a woman was in danger.

"It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks."

...
Stieghorst said the incident will not change his movie-viewing habits.

"No, way; I'm a man and I'm a normal person," he said. "But I think I will get some good headphones, maybe some wireless ones."

[gleek]

"It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks."

I buy p0rn for the great storylines and engrossing dialogue.

[Clive]

LOL @ "Casa de Culo"

[campy]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that 'pr0n' for lack of a better word -- is good. pr0n is right. pr0n works. pr0n clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. pr0n, in all of its forms  pr0n for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

[Aske]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that 'pr0n' for lack of a better word -- is good. pr0n is right. pr0n works. pr0n clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. pr0n, in all of its forms  pr0n for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

Pardon me, but that's bull*feces*. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the pr0n! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE pr0n!

[campy]