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The Beerbelly and Winerack
« on: March 10, 2007, 09:52:44 PM » |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 05:01:51 PM » |
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I'm not sure why I'm fascinated by these types of products, but here's another option. Reef's Dram Sandals have a built in foot-flask for your whiskey-soaked wanders down the beach. http://www.boingboing.net...sandals_with_builtin.html |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 05:06:00 PM » |
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LOL That's great. That would be instant divorce for me.  "You brought Windsor in your damn Flip Flops?" "Jeebus, Mike!" |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 05:07:26 PM » |
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My friend has these. The flasks are woefully small (like less than an ounce each) but they're still sorta cool. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 05:19:46 PM » |
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My friend has these. The flasks are woefully small (like less than an ounce each) but they're still sorta cool. Does he/she actually wear them and carry liquids around? I don't see how you could get the liquid out without mixing it with sand or dirt. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 06:13:20 PM » |
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Kids nowadays huh. Why when I was a kid we'd get a whole fifth of jack in a big plastic freezer bag, duct tape the top, secure it in the crotchual nether regions, walk five miles in the sleet and snow just to see a rock and roll show. HAIL EDDIE!  |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 06:17:11 PM » |
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My friend has these. The flasks are woefully small (like less than an ounce each) but they're still sorta cool. Does he/she actually wear them and carry liquids around? I don't see how you could get the liquid out without mixing it with sand or dirt. He doesn't generally keep them full of fluid. They've got some sort of special locking closure on them. I'm unsure as to exactly how it works. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2007, 07:31:04 AM » |
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This would be perfect for college football games. OK Memorial stadium does not allow alcohol. My freshman year however I managed to sneak in 7 beers which is quite the accomplishment. Of course those were the Blake years so a 12 pack at least was required to watch an entire game in person. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2007, 10:09:30 PM » |
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Cool. Combine these with lenny's piss in your pants products and you are totally set for the day.  |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 03:16:44 AM » |
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My friend has these. The flasks are woefully small (like less than an ounce each) but they're still sorta cool. Does he/she actually wear them and carry liquids around? I don't see how you could get the liquid out without mixing it with sand or dirt. A person with a hard-on for alcohol to the point that he'd carry it in small cavities in his flip-flops really isn't going to quibble about some sand or dirt in it. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2007, 06:01:23 AM » |
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My friend has these. The flasks are woefully small (like less than an ounce each) but they're still sorta cool. Does he/she actually wear them and carry liquids around? I don't see how you could get the liquid out without mixing it with sand or dirt. A person with a hard-on for alcohol to the point that he'd carry it in small cavities in his flip-flops really isn't going to quibble about some sand or dirt in it. At the same time, the amount stored in there isn't going to do it for him either. Novelty, kill. |
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Re: The Beerbelly and Winerack
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2007, 05:40:49 PM » |
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Kids nowadays huh. Why when I was a kid we'd get a whole fifth of jack in a big plastic freezer bag, duct tape the top, secure it in the crotchual nether regions, walk five miles in the sleet and snow just to see a rock and roll show. HAIL EDDIE! That was standard fare for football games at Tech. That or the buddy in front of you acts suspicious, gets pulled out of line as you cruise through with tow flasks in your jacket pocket. Both worked well |
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