Look at what this moran over at FGI has.......

[hobbit]

Right height, though.

To at least, sit your drink on his head, while you recline in that chair.

Hobbit master plan for scoring free drinks.  The trick is to take judicious sips until roughly #5 or so.  At that point you can blatantly start stealing three out of four beers.  Big *fudge*ers don't have a clue.  LOL.

This goes to the fact that big people think they drink a lot but it's a myth.  Just like they think they have humongo packages but it's only because their junk is further away from the floor.

o' Holy *feces* that is some funny *feces*.

And hence, explains your nickname for me