Cream and Sugar, hon?

[Fuzzy]

My mantra:  There is no such thing as strong coffee.  Just weak people.

Well, if coffee can't be weak or strong, what do you call the watery stuff some people call "coffee"?

Back in the day it was known as "Lutheran Coffee".

Typically served by older, female volunteers quite often referred to as Church Ladies. They also served ham sandwiches and cake in church basements across the land (at least So. MN, of that I'm sure) that varied not one iota in looks or taste from one church to the next.

I think it was some sort of gang but I wasn't complaining. I mean, come on - free ham sandwiches and cake.

[Uisce Beatha]