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I hope I never see you again coward!
« on: December 16, 2007, 09:12:58 AM » |
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not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* ! pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone!  wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO |
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dystopia
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 09:21:44 AM » |
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I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 09:24:09 AM » |
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spit on him!
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dystopia
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 09:31:11 AM » |
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That's why I shop during off-hours with my fellow social outcasts and misanthropes.  |
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Aske
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2007, 09:56:39 AM » |
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I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?
customer, about a 30 year old guy.  |
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2007, 10:04:54 AM » |
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I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?
customer, about a 30 year old guy. He RFID your $hit. They're watching you. |
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2007, 10:10:29 AM » |
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not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* ! pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone! wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that. |
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2007, 10:11:50 AM » |
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not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* ! pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone! wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that. lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . |
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gleek
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2007, 11:11:28 AM » |
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lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . Speak loudly and carry a small stick.  |
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2007, 06:07:09 PM » |
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This would have to be the funniest story I've read all week, more so cos it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke...  |
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Walfredo
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2007, 06:41:53 PM » |
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Ignorant savages
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 09:20:04 PM » |
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lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . Speak loudly and carry a small stick. *pic* So sorry, gleek, but you have the saying backwards. Our 26th President is oft quoted saying, "Speak softly and carry a big stick".  |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 07:58:28 AM » |
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