Metallic Golf Balls - Crospete Chromax

[Uisce Beatha]

Did I sense that you're from S. Oregon? We got a gift certificate for a couple rounds of golf at the Eagle Point Golf Club. Is that a cool place?

Alas, no.  I'm of the Utard contingent.  We're small in number, pudgy in stature, alcoholics by providence and have curious affections for hoodies and midline gauge clusters.  As you might guess, we are completely fulfilled. 

Clive is more the wandering minstrel ne: failed troubadour.  He travels coast to coast in a psychosomatic haze performing various procedures and surgeries upon his person while maintaining adherence to speed limits and patent filing guidelines.  It sounds much worse than it really is.

Kismet places us in Southern Oregon from time to time where we, in no particular order, savage the Rules of Golf, discuss the merits v. horrors of gravy volcanoes and consume copious measures of Bridget's Brew. 

Eagle Point looks to be a worthy destination.  Our itinerary being subject to the vaugaries of detoxification shakes and the unavoidable false alarms of cross-continental testicular self-examination anomalies it seems doubtful we might ever make it that far.  Please enjoy your visit and report back in detail. 

And finally... please allow me to properly welcome you in the approved GolfHos manner.

[E-A-G-L-E!]

http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Punch_(Bookshelf)

re: Hint.  I thought I was being friendly.   

Thanks for the link.  Don't worry, I wouldn't place the blame on you just for that.   Besides, I blamed Spanky first.

And you probably were. lol.  Considering some of the ways you all have managed to twist a few of my posts, is it any wonder I that I could misinterpret your post?

[stroh]

Calla, you're gonna need to let go of whatever little piece of sane reality is keeping you from giving this board more attention.  This place operates more like a chat room than any kind of "golf" forum, and we just can't achieve that kind of wasted man hours unless we have everyone throwing away what society may deem important, with full abandon, and logging some decent time here pounding out bad puns and insults.

[Spanky]

http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Punch_(Bookshelf)

re: Hint.  I thought I was being friendly.   

Thanks for the link.  Don't worry, I wouldn't place the blame on you just for that.   Besides, I blamed Spanky first.

And you probably were. lol.  Considering some of the ways you all have managed to twist a few of my posts, is it any wonder I that I could misinterpret your post?

I blame myself too. Implementing a self imposed 24 hour ban. See you all tomorrow night. Drink will be in hand.

[E-A-G-L-E!]

Calla, you're gonna need to let go of whatever little piece of sane reality is keeping you from giving this board more attention.  This place operates more like a chat room than any kind of "golf" forum, and we just can't achieve that kind of wasted man hours unless we have everyone throwing away what society may deem important, with full abandon, and logging some decent time here pounding out bad puns and insults.

And, as we have all observed, bad puns come quite natural to some of you.

[Aske]

LOL @ the massive threadjacking.

[E-A-G-L-E!]

LOL @ the massive threadjacking.

Isn't that a TOS stipulation?