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« on: February 07, 2008, 12:47:45 PM » |
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Friday February 8, 2008
A thief who robbed a woman before licking her toes has been sentenced to five years' probation in the US state of Minnesota. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, was found guilty of taking a purse and phone from the woman last September in Minneapolis, saying: "Now I'm going to suck your feet."
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Jules
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Re: LOL
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 01:10:47 PM » |
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YUCK  |
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 01:18:47 PM » |
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does go by the name "fuzzy" or "stroh"?  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Jules
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 01:22:08 PM » |
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No Way, Fuzzy and Stroh would never do that, they would just take the money and run.  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 01:30:19 PM » |
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No Way, Fuzzy and Stroh would never do that, they would just take the money and run. keep telling yourself that.  |
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Jules
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 01:32:35 PM » |
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Well maybe Stroh would charm the purse off her with a few funny jokes and then run. |
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 01:35:45 PM » |
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Well maybe Stroh would charm the purse pants off her with a few funny jokes and then run. |
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 02:29:32 PM » |
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Now I have that Steve Miller Band song in my head. |
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 02:47:24 PM » |
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does go by the name "fuzzy" or "stroh"? No Way, Fuzzy and Stroh would never do that, they would just take the money and run. . Toes? Nope. But I wouldn't rule out other body parts.  By the way, here's a photo of the young man. If you think I'm kidding click the link.  http://kstp.com/article/s...ies/S339044.shtml?cat=206 |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 02:56:49 PM » |
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OMG it's coolio! |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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