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guess who's....
« on: May 06, 2008, 09:26:27 AM »
juror #1?  Grin

so, i get there this morning at 8:30 and am herded into the cattle pen with the other 89 people who unlike me, have someplace better to be. the jury commissioner explains what is going to happen, watch a short movie, blah blah blah, then says they are pulling jurors for 4 trials but we should be done by lunch time.

 pretty soon some hottie comes in and whispers in her ear and she announces that 3 of the cases have been settled through plea agreements and we are down to 1 trial, 7 jurors. so they bring in the bingo machine start rolling it over and we have a winner! #32 Shocked. i wish my luck was this good with the lotto. Wink

sat in the box and answered some of the stupidest questions i've ever been asked. they kicked 5 of the original 7 picked. drew like 7-8 more and then told the final 7 when to show up.

the case is a domestic violence and from what i could gather from the lawyers questions he's going to try and use the "prescription drug" defense. as in prozac made me do it.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 09:30:10 AM »
congrats, i guess
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Re: guess who's....
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 09:32:03 AM »
Quote from: birdymaker on May 06, 2008, 09:26:27 AM
juror #1?  Grin
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Re: guess who's....
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 09:36:57 AM »
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 04:50:37 PM »
Quote from: ströh on May 06, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?

no, but i was wearing jeans and a harley t-shirt which the judge advised me wouldn't be proper attire on trial day. Dunno  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 06:24:41 PM »


I don't see anything wrong with your attire.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 07:05:28 PM »
Quote from: birdymaker on May 06, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
Quote from: ströh on May 06, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?

no, but i was wearing jeans and a harley t-shirt which the judge advised me wouldn't be proper attire on trial day. Dunno  Grin

You should show up to court dressed like this instead:
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 09:55:56 AM »


Disgusted
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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